This trailer makes the Super Mario Bros. movie look like “Citizen Kane:”

Paramount Pictures released the trailer for the upcoming live-action Sonic the Hedgehog movie , which is set to come out in November. We have consulted several religious texts, and although this is not technically a sign of the apocalypse, we recommend you stay on guard.

So bad it’s being redesigned

The film is being directed by Jeff Fowler. Fowler only has a single other directing credit to his name on IMDb, an animated short about a gopher stealing produce.

After the trailer dropped and the viewers vomited on their screens, Fowler took to Twitter to give us some hope.

Thank you for the support. And the criticism. The message is loud and clear… you aren’t happy with the design & you want changes. It’s going to happen. Everyone at Paramount & Sega are fully committed to making this character the BEST he can be… #sonicmovie #gottafixfast